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Darwin Nominee

This Week's FinalistA man in Florida attempted to charge his Tesla using a gas pump for 45 minutes before asking for help. He gets points for commitment.

Weird World Fact

Today's GlitchOxford University is older than the Aztec Empire. It began teaching in 1096. The Aztec Empire was founded in 1428.

Simulation Report

Today's Log EntryThree separate people reported seeing the exact same stranger on two different continents in the same week. Cluster detected.

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